Friday, April 19, 2013

AFL has to wipe Melbourne's bottom - The Australian



LAST week, we got a bit ahead of ourselves. We said the Melbourne Football Club had established the Order Of Saint Stephen Dank because the Dank-Essendon controversy had pushed Melbourne's administrative and playing ineptitude into the shadows.



Well, the Great Dank just got defrocked at Melbourne. His picture in the foyer has been taken down and his intestine of turtle holy water thrown on the lemon tree (it died).



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